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What’s up, everybody! Here are JETLAG RADIO 1047 & BENKYO RADIO 1047. Here is a retrospective on the X-Files for its 30th Anniversary. I have some excellent news: they have announced a remake of the series. I cannot wait. As you may know the story of Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, they have both worked at the FBI Bureau for DECADES, only to realize things were part of an elaborate conspiracy, in similar fashion, Robert S. Mueller III tried his best to impeach Trump and place him in prison, the world around him did not listen, and the fucking idiot at the NSA (John Bolton) with the mustache refused to stand by the FBI (and therefore, John Bolton is complicit), and instead waited a couple of months to sell his stupid book. Next thing you know, we became stuck inside a nightmare where Trump’s stupidity caused the deaths of 600,000 Americans from COVID-19 by telling them not to get vaccinated and not wear masks, even though Donald Trump himself was vaccinated (at the time, it was 600,000 deaths, eventually it was 1,000,000 deaths from COVID-19). Trump is essentially guilty of essentially flying a plane into the WTC every week for months. Do you get the picture? Do I have your undivided attention? Good. Fuck your #MAGAcult, Trump is a terrorist. Now, what do you think about this Trump TV charade for the past couple of years? I suggest you cut the bullshit, remove Trump from the ballot in 2024, shut the fuck up, and let me play Like a Dragon Gaiden series in peace. Thank you in advance.

Until Next Time!