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What’s up, everybody! It seems that the staff at Manchester United is taking way too long to sign the five new players for the month of July, as a result, there is a chance that Cristiano Ronaldo will leave, and that’s going to be terrible for the team. He is basically doing community service, for a team who has not won a match without his help this past season. It is true that sometimes there are stories about “he has a big ego this, he has a big ego that” but BITCH look at the statistics. Who provides all the work? Ronaldo. Who stopped us from embarrassment this past season? Ronaldo. Everybody wants to hate him because he’s the best. We are talking about a player who SINGLEHANDELY saved Manchester United past terrible season, meanwhile MESSI IS PLAYING ON AN ALL-STAR TEAM AT PSG and they could not win the UCL. We needed to qualify for UCL. We had a bunch of drama queens who get paid MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to kick the ball around, and they complained that they weren’t paid enough. 11 players got kicked out. There will need to be new signings. There is so much turmoil at Manchester United, I’m afraid that ETH needs to receive wisdom and advice from the one and only ERIC CANTONA and finally put him on the staff. It’s time, Eric, we need you, the club needs you, the supporters need you, the city of Manchester needs you. Go UNITED!

Until Next Time!