Beatport to Livestream SEMCON, Scotland’s First Electronic Music Conference [beatportal]
Songwriting basics: how to create a modern pop song using just 4 chords [Computer Music]
FINNEAS reveals that he made “really bad” music for 5 years after he bought Logic Pro [Future Music]
Wales’ New Climate Change Minister is Aphex Twin’s Sister [DJ Mag]
Goldie Suggests Humans are Descended from Aliens [Mixmag]
Jack Back is back: Guetta talks alias’ larger creative significance, first release of 2021 [Dancing Astronaut]
Movement Detroit Officially Shares Plans for May 2022 Comeback [Your EDM]
A Collaboration Between Swedish House Mafia and The Weeknd could be On The Way [EDM.com]
Adventure Club Shares Emotive Single ‘Safe With Me’ With Soar & Luma [EDM Sauce]
South Sudan: The long walk for new life [MSF]
Alternative Investments to Look Into: Know This [GaryVee]
America is plummeting down the global vaccination league table [The Economist]
Why Satan should chair your meetings [1843 magazine] (take this article with a grain of salt, don’t need evangelicals to go apeshit)
Becoming a Leader [Harvard Business Review]
Euro 2020 racist abuse - 11 people arrested [BBC News]
Reddit Crypto Traders Rush for Riches Before the Pros Invade [Bloomberg]
Ignoring WHO call, Germany, France to give COVID-19 vaccine boosters [Reuters]
That time an Israeli-Palestinian ice cream feud refused to melt [AL-Jazeera News]
John Kerry on the Unfathomable Stakes of the Next U.N. Climate-Change Conference [The New Yorker]
HBO Max is getting its own exclusive podcasts, starting with Batman [The Verge]
America isn’t taking care of caregivers [Vox]
5 factors founders must consider before choosing their VC [TechCrunch]
Astronomers have spotted x-rays from behind a supermassive black hole [MIT Technology Review]
How data and technology are making plants talk [Business Insider]
Genetic secret to age women start menopause discovered — Research could lead to doctors being able to tell women how long they have got left to start a family [The Guardian]
Alarmed Louisiana Residents Turn to Vaccines in ‘Darkest Days’ of Pandemic [The New York Times]
Sturgis Motorbike Rally Revs Back Bigger, Despite Virus Variant [Huffington Post]
The Surprising Benefits of Talking to Strangers [The Atlantic]
Some Republicans Have Changed Their Messaging On The COVID-19 Vaccine. Is It Too Little, Too Late? [FiveThirtyEight]
With eviction victory in hand, congressional Democrats turn attention to student loans [The Washington Post]
« Projet Pegasus » : « Un marché de l’armement numérique incontrôlé représente une menace systémique » [Le Monde]
Elon Musk's satellite internet got faster over the summer [Mashable]
This Ancient Tablet Is the Earliest Known Example of Applied Geometry [Motherboard, Tech by VICE]
Mass Resignations at Scientific Journal Over Ethically Fraught China Genetics Papers [The Intercept_]
Struggling to assess pandemic risks? You’re not alone. [Nat Geo]
Mattel's Barbie Turns Women Of Science Including A COVID Vaccine Developer Into Dolls [NPR]
Sacramento Mayor Releases Plans To Shelter Homeless Residents At 20 Sites [CapRadioNews]
Au milieu de nulle part, sur le fleuve Paraguay [Le Monde diplomatique]
Leaving Afghanistan — What happens to the country after the forever war ends? [Foreign Policy]
Ukraine Is Part of the West — NATO and the EU Should Treat It That Way [Foreign Affairs]
Searching for the Next War: What Happens When Contractors Leave Afghanistan? [The Diplomat]
Galois Groups and the Symmetries of Polynomials [Quanta magazine]
AWAKE s’éveille — L’expérience AWAKE a débuté sa 2ème période d’exploitation. Ce projet R&D cherche à permettre aux futurs accélérateurs d’atteindre des énergies plus élevées sur des distances plus courtes. [CERN_FR]
Stars Are Exploding in Dusty Galaxies. We Just Can’t Always See Them [NASA]
New INTERPOL Special Representative to the United Nations takes up position [INTERPOL]
Dickinson Calls for International Norms in Space, Citing ‘Provocative’ Actions by Adversaries [Air Force Magazine]
The 2022 Acura NSX Type S Is Real, but We Have Some Bad News [MOTORTREND]
The US military needs to burn down its zero-tolerance weed policy [Task & Purpose]

What’s up, everybody! Here are JETLAG RADIO 330 & BENKYO RADIO 330.

This blogpost has been redacted due to a polite request from the FBI & the CIA. I’m still very upset, but, hey, National Security.

All I can say is Mental Health is very important, and always check in with your friends and family who are struggling.

Throughout our country, there are young teenage boys who are bullied. Bullied by mean girls, bullied by other guys. They need role models. They need teachers who make education fun and exciting. Don’t you remember how frustrating school was when you were 14-18? Traumatized. I was traumatized. That’s why I take my GTO approach now. To understand other points of view, I am watching “Friday Night Lights” on Netflix now.

A few years ago, a Honduras Man called me a Faggot. I didn’t take it lightly. Now, Oracle executives are facing insider-trading allegations. His favorite Barcelona team is losing Messi. Honduras Drug Cartel got arrested.

As posted in a previous blogpost, I’ve said if anybody calls you a Faggot, you tell him that FAG backwards is GAF, or “General at the Air Force.”

Do not push my buttons. You’ve seen Naruto and what the Nine-Tails can do.

Best way to explain this is read the Bleach manga and watch the Anime. The next Presidential Elections are in 2024, and if we want AOC to win, to fight the evil forces who meddle with Elections, the Super PACs who tried to stop Nina Turner, the ones who fucked up Bernie Sanders’ win in IOWA…all of that shit, if we want Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to win in 2024, we really need to take it to the next level. I know sometimes I can seem extremely frustrating, but I am just Yoda. I work in mysterious ways.

Whether you are religious or not, please pray for our U.S. Troops who have one more month before the Pullout of Afghanistan. The next chapter will be very complicated, but right now, we need the fight the Military-Industrial-Complex. Too much money is spent on that and not back home, where we can spend it on Education. Let’s make school tuition-free. Let’s make Biden forgive student loans.

A very Happy 60th Birthday to Barack Obama, who taught me, when you’re a minority, you have to work 10 times as hard and are allowed very few mistakes. Unlike a white guy. I’m sorry but that’s the truth. Everybody got fucking upset at Obama for wearing a tan suit, but when Trump did his fucked up behavior for 2-4 years, he kept fucking up and fucking up, and people let him. The media was complicit. It’s because they were making money. Well, now we are in a pandemic. Over 600,000 dead. Because of bad leadership. Because of racism. It is so fucking frustrating when there’s a highly qualified black/brown man or woman, and he or she doesn’t get the job over a white guy in FUCKING SANDALS. Please look in the mirror, what happened on Jan 6th was the KKK. They act like they were “BLUE LIVES MATTER” but see what they did? They attacked police officers? Do you realize how Black/Brown people feel when they see that on the news? That’s why BLACK LIVES MATTERS.

We need a mediator. I read a tweet from a guy named Travis who had the best quote: “I want to see an episode of Undercover Boss with Jesus in some of these evangelical churches.” I mean c’mon y’all. If you pray to God for help, well, “God” gave you a vaccine. You do know when toddlers are young, you go to a pediatrician, and he or she gives your kid like 11 vaccination immunizations. Many years ago, we had plagues, the reason why we don’t have plagues is that we have vaccines! And now, we have a pandemic! To fight this pandemic, we use vaccines! Do you understand? Also, now with the mRNA technology, we might find a cure for Cancer and other diseases!

Now I just want to rest, read my copy of Computer Music & Future Music. 80Eighty is having a contest to win a GT-R. I pray to Jesus/Allah/Buddha that I win, even though it’s unlikely. Whether I win or lose, I’ll still always have a tuna sandwich here and there. RIP Paul. You are missed, every fucking day.

It’s All Gone Pete Tong is now available on YouTube. Please enjoy.

Remember, kids, if someone makes fun of your big ears, just say your ears are big like satellites because someday, it just might be true.

The new part of the Transformers trilogy is on Netflix! So excited!

Until Next Time!